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[piningbuddies]

its almost 4am and i’m still not asleep

[monoghosttv]

dude wouldnt it be funny if i

[bosinclairz]

i set an alarm for 2:30 right bc i need to be awake like a normal person and i had a dream abt charkie right ljke i told kirby that i have a thing for idiots and that id fuck him . and kirby drunkenly tells him and then boom later in the dream he’s between my legs and he’s caressing my inner thighs right and he runs a finger up my slit and goes “is that ok?” AND FHEN MY ALARM GOES KFF

[jdopes-recorder]

NAMJOON JUST WENT LIVE AND GUESS WHAT?

I MISSED IT

AGAIN

JUST THE SIXTH BTS LIVE I MISSED THIS MONTH AND THE MONTH IS BARELY HALF WAY DONE I HATE THIS SM

I WAS LITERALLY BUSTING MY ASS OFF STUDYING AND ALMOST IN TEARS AND THEN FIND OUT I MISSED JOONIE'S FREAKING LIVE SJSJDKFJDJDKBAHAB

ANYHOW HE ANNOUNCE HE'S GOING ON A SOLO TOUR🥹🥹🥹

HIM AND YOONGLES GOING ON SOLO TOURS I FEEL LIKE A PROUD MUM IDK HOW I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE BUT I ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY WITH MY FAV GRPS I LOBBB

WHAT IS ONE OF THEM IS DOING THEIR CONCERT AND THE OTHER COMES SUDDENLY AS A SURPRISE GUEST THEY WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT

[shootingstareon]

going through every emotion on earth

[hinamie]

doodles

[mintypsii]

PENlS EXPLOSION SPELLLLLLL

more of them because they won't get out of my head

version without the text

[smilesrobotlover]

Small Revali’s for anyone who needs it. This guy has me in a chokehold

[reikeikoo]

real.

[sofipitch]

Shout out to Gideon Nav, I've never been so motivated to exercise or been participating in exercise out of my own free. She died so I could have 1% less osteoporosis as an old lady

[onabat11e]

ona with daznfootball

[ghouldtime]

Bit of a humorous ask. What would happen if König accidentally saw his neighbor compromised? Like, they are doing something embarrassing in their home and doesn't realize their window is open and they happened to glance up at each other at the same time 😭😭

I may or may not have been dancing to ABBA in my bathrobe and my neighbor was walking past and we made solid eye contact with each other for at least 10 seconds before we started laughing. I was in my bathrobe and my nightgown I was so embarrassed. Luckily she laughed with me and danced a little too.

(Anon, in your defense, ABBA is absolute PEAK for that kind of thing. Anyone who wouldn't do the same is either a liar or has no sense of joy in their lives. I'm glad that it was short lived embarrassment and your neighbor has a great sense of humor but still 😭)

Oh man, he'd be mortified.

His social anxiety, as well managed as it is, has him in a chokehold with those things. Second hand embarrassment is one of his worst enemies. As in, he will pause a movie and will exit it if it relies on it for "humor". It's just TOO painful for him to sit and squirm through, he hates it.

He cannot and does not want to deal with it, he'd rather pretend those things don't exist if it's that level of embarrassing. Alas life has a cruel sense of humor and things like that are bound to happen. So he goes the classic route of action: immediately diverts his eyes, pretends like he was conveniently doing something else, and acts like he never saw anything in the first place. He's never going to bring it up or mention it. Even if you swear he saw it, he won't say a word and forces it from his mind.

That being said, it really depends what it is and what happened though - because if it's something endearing where they're just enjoying themselves, living their life, it's really bad! What's "embarassing" usually depends on our own perceptions anyhow.

He may watch for a few moments with a small smile on his face before he diverts his attention before he can be caught. Since we all have those moments where we do things like that and it's a part of our nature to just be silly and to live our lives, it's something to enjoy. It's a moment of calm, normalcy, and tranquility in his otherwise tumultuous life, that he can savor because that can be gone in an instant. He knows that all too well. It's just humans being humans in the absolute best way and THAT is heartwarming and nothing to be embarrassed about. He'll cherish that and the good that he sees whenever he finds it in this world.

He's all for being yourself and enjoying life as you see fit. Go splash in those puddles, go feed the birds, go talk to the little flowers you see growing. Life is too short to waste in on worrying what others think when doing so would hinder your own. His cheeks might tinge a bit crimson if you make eye contact and he's looking away instantly, but that's not from embarrassment - those are just other, more heart warming feelings that are making him flush.

Still, he doesn't like to intrude on private moments (his curtains are usually drawn and he has privacy film on most of his windows) so you're usually going to be in the clear anyhow! But either way, nothing to be embarrassed about. He's not bringing it up either way and if it's bad, it's scrubbed from his mind. If not, he's instead doing his damn best to memorize it and cherish it, among the other small moments that you share together 💚

[sadvenicebitch]

[fairylando]

don't ask me why, but me and my friend were talking about how carlos is going to be free from fraudrrari in less than 20 days and we ended up comparing him to the virgin mary (i swear it will make sense and we both grew up in christian italian families as atheists) and... how her given festivities actually add up with some of his important dates ??? buckle up!

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⭒ "Festa dell'Assunzione di Maria" — august 15 she was raised to eternal life without bodily death, and very close to it carlos announced he signed with williams.

⭒ "La Natività della Beata Vergine Maria" — she was born on september 8th, he was born on september 1st (BOTH VIRGOS)!

⭒ "L'Immacolata Concezione" — december 8th, "from the first moment of her conception, the Blessed Virgin Mary was, by the singular grace and privilege of Almighty God, and in view of the merits of Jesus Christ, Savior of Mankind, kept free from all stain of original sin."... and what happens on december 8th? his last race in fraudrrari, exactly.

she was the lightly brushed by melancholy blue print after all!

[phantomsies]

fat bodies are so fucking beautiful. Like we really are God’s most divine creation I think.

[captainuranium543]

If Simon Mikazuchi has 0 haters its because I defeated all of them in battle